Wasting time by Iris Taylor
Okay! Soooooooooo, I am writing a blog post. Yay! I have no idea what to write. Crazy! So yeah I’m going to waste as much time as I can. Blogy blogy blogy post! Did that work? Am I done? Ah dang nope. Hmm maybe, maybe I could (gasp) mention the show? No, no no that would be too much. Theater is fun. I like it. Just a tiny bit. Totally haven’t been doing it for like half my life, nope just started it. SARCASM, that was SARCASM for those of you that don’t constantly speak sarcasm. Anyway theater, it’s cool, wait did I already say that? It doesn’t matter I’m wasting time remember? Did I draw you in? Mwhahahahaha!!! Imagine evil laughter. Imagining things is cool. And ya know invalids do that a lot. Don’t they? Right? What even is an invalid? (Helpful inner voice) A person made weak or disabled by illness or injury. Oh I guess it’s not but when you put invalid and imaginary together then what do you get? INVALID IMAGINARY!!!! Hang on that’s not quite right…. IMAGINARY INVALID!!!! Is that it? Yeah? Idk maybe... ah well I’m running out of time (yay) soooooo come see our show it’s going to be amazing! The people that have been a part in making the show possible are the best people I’ve ever met. I hope you enjoy it and goodbye!!!